Sarah Palin Appears for Giant Mosh Pit With Livestock and Cameras

Teevee Queen of Alaska and former star of “The Learning Channel” Sarah Palin is officially the Iowa State Fair’s Justin Bieber, for the living, breathing human lard monsters who have eaten their own weight times a thousand in fried diabetes on a stick and are now too ill to remember who they are or what they are doing besides taking pictures of this lady, who does what exactly, again?...   Read more:   Wonkette

Sarah Palin Resurrects Bus Tour For Fried Butter, Other Surprises

Oh hooray, it’s Snowbilly Grifter Grandma and her bus tour, rolling across the ruins of the American Dream once more. What was this bus tour called, again? The Trail of Tears? Probably something like that, and we were close to believing that Sarah Palin had really decided to snowshoe her way back to the wilderness and forget about the whole thing, to bask in the glory of her family’s endless procreation...  Read more:   Wonkette